I hate people. Christ, Almighty, why did you make us? We are the worst. We have tiny peanut amoeba brains and have a very hard time using them. We are literally the worst.
Man, you made a swell planet for us. Appreciate it. I, for one, try to take care of it the best I can. Not trying to suck up. I used to not--and I know you know that. Yeah, we used to party at the lake. Yeah, I know. We'd finish our beer, then sink the can to the bottom of the lake everytime. Every. Time. That's a lot of trash. That's a lot of beer. I feel like a doucher for that...sorry. If It helps at all, my daughter, Ruby, went around the park today with a trash bag and gloves picking up garbage. Granted, she didn't come back with 147 rusted Bud Light cans, but she's trying. That's on me, and I'm trying to make it better. Also, why are these people...that I hate...so angry at black people? Or angry at non-black people trying to stick up for black people? Pardon my analogy, J, but isn't it kind of the equivalent of a good guy standing up to a bully? I think so. We have someone being bullied (or shot dead for being a certain color, in this real-life instance)...we, (as in the people of all races sticking up for those being bullied....or shot dead, in this instance) attempt to peacefully protest. Because, let's face it...bullies suck. So we say something. Then there are these people... They have a problem with us folks that feel the need to stand up to the bullies. (The bullies in this case are corrupt, racist cops (not all cops, mind you) coming out of the woodwork, and everyday assholes that have fairly deep-rooted racism, whether they know so or not). I don't get it. I don't see what's wrong with trying really fucking hard to even the playing field for all races in America. There is white privilege, for sure. I'd just like there to be an even ground for everyone. I'm not sure what race you are, even if you are a race, but I'm certain that you're on our side on this one. Human rights? Equal rights? Yeah, I knew you'd be. Do I have Covid? Can you, like, give me a sign or something? I've felt remarkably well lately, actually. A little back pain here & there, you know. Got some sciatica, I'm afraid. But all in all, feeling pretty well. Keep an eye on my folks, please. You know boomers...they do whatever the hell they want. Masks shmasks. Speaking of...does gin kill all evil things in your body? My dad says so. And he's my dad, so... Oh yeah, s'pose I should thank you for some stuff instead of just bitch and moan. I know it's a vanilla topic, but thanks for my kids. Didn't think we were going to be able to have any, but you came through. Thanks, man. Thanks for making science. Er, thank your pop, I guess. Ruby's Ruby. Still amazing. I remember her as a a blob of cells under the microscope. So adorable. I also remember the conception. It was just me.....I won't get into that. Hank has really turned a curve. He's gone from hellion to gremlin. I'll take gremlin. Loving little dude. Yells a lot. We're working on it. Wear earplugs when you're around...just a head's up. Shit man. Everything else is pretty good...at least in our little Colorado bubble. I really hate checking the news nowadays, but you gotta be up on shit. Got to make sure that fucko in the White House doesn't kill us all. Yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry. That's just how I feel, man. I'd guess you're not a fan, but I certainly don't want to put words in your mouth. Holy shit! Cliff just farted the stinkiest fart ever. That was all you, Jesus! Jesus and Cliff...assholes. Ha, good stuff. You got me good, well played. Still though, no way you like Trump, right?? Well, I appreciate the morals and the standards and the empathy and all that stuff that you've given me over the years. It's taken a while to get up to speed, but I like where my little brain and my little heart is at. Thanks, man. I'll try and pass that along to Hank & Rubes. Guess I'd better go. Please keep fighting the good fight. Equal human rights, good guys over bad guys, less Covid, less assholes, me and mine getting better and better, some good fishing, good BBQ, and some good tunes. That's all you need, right? Take care of us, buddy. Talk soon. Love, Poopy Head. Aw, that was Hank. He's a rascal. But you know that. Because you are the Lord. Goodnight.
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