I started writing for myself around 1987, I suppose in a journal-type sort of way. Mainly bitching about school and girls, celebrating triumphs, and questioning everything. I've kept most everything over the years, with a couple exceptions of shit I'd just like to forget. My writings more or less morphed into blogs over the past 10-15 years, with the more personal entries not being published. It's all therapy. And Jesus, I guess I've got a half-dozen or so blogs floating around out there. Earl's Brain was one I used for quite a while, kind of like this one--just writing about whatever. Earl's Blogazine was a fun project, incorporating interviews, happy hours, and magazine-type entries on artists, musicians, and the like. I'll have to do some digging to unearth the other blogs--they gotta be out there somewhere.
In my early days of writing, during my formidable years, I wrote on notebook paper with a pencil. Fucking weird. One thing I did on a semi-regular basis was create Top 5 Lists. This was way before "High Fidelity", so it may have stemmed from Letterman, or I may have just started doing because why fucking not? My Lists ranged anywhere from Top 5 Artists to Top 5 Cars to Top 5 Best Friends. More times than not, my Lists would turn out pretty similar from year to year. You can definitely tell when I got into punk, or when a new album came out, or if I was engulfed with hormones or angst. But they were fairly steady. Looking back now, not a ton has changed. There were a few surprises, but not many. Here're a few Lists from a while back, with a little current-day commentary... 1989 Top 5 Favorite Pastimes: 1) Drawing 2) Fishing 3) Partying 4) Jammin' 5) Skating Now, I'm not positive what Jammin' means, as I don't think I had started playing instruments in a garage at this point. Maybe it meant listening to very loud music with my buddy Kevin. Hope so. Top 5 Favorite Guitarists: 1) Eddie Van Halen 2) Eric Clapton 3) Angus Young 4) Steve Vai 5) Ted Nugent Ok, Eddie and Angus definitely track. Vai must've been on there because he was Dave Roth's guitarist, and Dave rules. We used to listen to Clapton's Time Pieces in high school, so maybe that's why he's on there. Or maybe I just wanted to sound like I knew what I was talking about. Nugent? Ouch. What a terrible human...but you gotta admit that "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" is a banger (no pun intended). Top 5 Favorite Singers: 1) David Lee Roth 2) Sid Vicious 3) David Coverdale 4) Don Dokken 5) Brian Johnson +1 Elvis Presley Once again, Roth and Johnson track. VH and AC/DC will always be at the top, although 50yr old me prefers Bon. Sid Vicious? He was a bass player, brotha. Unless you count his beautiful vocal renditions of "My Way" and "Something Else" on the Sex Pistols' Great Rock & Roll Swindle. Just terrible. Bonus points for throwing Elvis in there last minute. Coverdale and Dokken? Fuck yeah, man. Top 5 Career Choices: 1) Artist 2) Musician 3) Canned Food Beach Bum 4) Movie Guy 5) Strike Oil & Not Work There's a lot to unpack here. I actually went to college with psuedo-ambitions to become an artist. In my 15yr old brain, I'm sure "artist" meant comic book illustrator. Guys like DaVinci don't really bring home the bacon these days. "Musician" was written before I realized I sucked at music. Definitely didn't get that gene from dad. Living on the beach eating Chef Boyardee actually greatly appealed to me at a young, impressionable age. No fucking idea what Movie Guy means. Number 5 makes the most sense, although I don't dig as much as I probably should. 1990 Top 5 Things I'm Really Sick Of: 1) Stupid People 2) Girls' Attitudes 3) Being Confused 4) Real Life 5) Everything-Nothing? The list could go on forever. Nailed it. What Am I Gonna Do With My Life? 1) Cartoonist - Yea, Right/Art 2) Musician - God, I wish 3) Surfer - Get Real!/Skater - I suck! 4) Bum - Probably 5) Serve in WWIII & get killed by poisonous gas before I'm ready to have a real life - WOULDN'T DOUBT IT! I had some major aspirations when I was 16. No surprises, though. I'm now 50 and still trying to answer this question. But it's funny, because "What you're gonna do with your life" automatically goes to profession. It shouldn't. It should automatically go to adventure and love and living and fun and experiences and kicking ass. Not what you do to pay the bills. 2024 Top 5 Favorite Guitarists: 1) Eddie Van Halen 2) Angus Young 3) Zakk Wyldd 4) Django Reinhardt 5) Joe Pass Fuck Eric Clapton. My three favorite rock guitarists are listed, as well as my two favorite jazz guitarists. I listen to all five fairly equally. Top 5 Favorite Singers: 1) Dave Roth (1978-1986) 2) Bon Scott 3) Lemmy Kilmister 4) Ozzy Osbourne 5) Joey Ramone I mean, this list could've been written 35 years ago. I hadn't quite gotten into Motorhead or Sabbath/Ozzy until a couple years later. These five voices compile the soundtrack to my entire life. Listening to them as I write this. And since it's my fucking list, I can cut Dave off after Eat Em and Smile. Rock & roll's fun. Top 5 Career Choices: 1) Educator 2) Cook 3) Writer 4) Fisherman 5) Dad/Husband Nailed it.
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